Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Pick Of The Day




HANDLE THIS
The handlebar mustache can only be worn by a select few of "Real American Hero's" across this great nation. This being because you either can't grow one or your baby boy face structure just won't support this master stash. Thankfully I am the daughter of one of these men. Downgrade, is the daughter part...cause that means I can't grow one like my Papa can.

So what is a girl to do when all she wants is to crack open a true American beer and drink amongst these great men while sporting this facial hair of choice?


WEAR THIS SWEET STASH AROUND MY NECK!

This necklace is going to soothe any conflicting feelings I might have this summer about not possessing the ability to grow facial hair and or wax it into the shape of some motorcycle handlebars and or ride around in a bike gang.

I'm going to spend my days and nights as Tiffany's 'Old Lady' riding around on the back of her bike, flashing my handlebar necklace above my lip just to show the streets of BK that ladies too can be "Real American Hero's"!