Thursday, July 15, 2010

Night of the Living Dead


We all remember good ol' former Vice President Dick Cheney. I mean, it's not just anybody who can shoot someone in the face and find the other guy apologizing for getting in the way.

Well damn if Dick hasn't topped himself. The man had a major heart attack last week and now he has a mechanical heart. Like a colostomy bag, it sits outside the body, but taped to his chest. Which means he doesn't actually have a heart - which means...he doesn't have a pulse!

This guy is alive and he doesn't have a PULSE.

Now that is some shit.