Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Snail Mail Just Ain't What It Used To Be Folks...

Would you want to miss a birthday party for the king of debauchery and mischief himself, Mr. Charlie Sheen? Didn't think so. Neither did Marlon Brando back in 1991.

According to Letters of Note, he wrote this silly and quite amusing apology note for not being able to make the bash.

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Transcript
MARLON BRANDO

Dear Charlie,
I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powderde East Indian vulva — maybe won't work tomorrow if I feel the same.

I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I don't have much of a selection. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass and I hate to miss it —

Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie

Love,
Marlon