Saturday, April 28, 2012

Someone Please Take Me Here

Okay, Narnia is great and all, and, yes, talking lions and little fawns with flutes seem cool. But what I really want to know is how do I get here? Can someone tell me where I can find this wardrobe? Is it even a wardrobe, or is it one of those virtual simulators that everyone thought was so "cutting edge" in the 90's where you walk around with those lead gloves and a Darth Vader helmet on your head? Are denim shorts* required or optional, because I need to know if I'm going to have to stop by Old Navy. So, so, so many questions. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!!

*Denim Shorts are not to be confused with Jorts or cut-offs, since they are hemmed and typically have a diameter that is roughly twice that of your upper thigh. I'm here to educate, if nothing else.