Yo dudes! We have 3 rounds of awesome new Keds coming into the store for. First up are these two "Champion" styles in a blue navy print and waxed leather/canvas. They're fly enough to make your significant other swoon and durable enough to wear on your bike as you flee from said significant other after you use some poorly chosen words due to 6 hours of day drinking. How great is it that my 5-year-old self and my 24-year-old self can agree that Keds are straight up dope?*
*I feel that I need to make it clear that I stole the final sentence from someone else's Twitter account. While I would like to be able to attribute such witticisms to myself, I'm not into plagiary of any kind.